Dreams...

Okay so I need a dream interpreter. I have been having some very odd dreams lately. First, I have a dream that I am pregnant, but don't tell my husband because I am afraid that he will be mad at me. I am afraid that he will think I got pregnant on purpose so I wouldn't have to work anymore (I want to stay home w/ the kids).

The next night I had a dream about Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. They look the same, but a more teenage version of themselves. They are singing a duet, not odd, but it was not a song they have ever sung together. It was a Shania Twain song. I can't quite remember the name of it, but it was about being a woman. I'm sure if I heard it, I could point it out.

Then a couple of nights later I had a dream about some famous lady. I can't remember who it is, but I know she is well known (we'll call her Susie). Anyway, she was being threatened at her home and ran to the neighbor's house. He was some creepy guy that only wanted to do harm to people. The guy's daughter (let's say Donna) came home and took Susie away before her dad could do any harm. As Donna and Susie are walking down the street, things just start flying at them. First it is newspapers and then it escalates to larger items like cars and buses. I can't see what is throwing/blowing these items at them, but I know it really freaked me out. It scared me enough to wake me up.

Last night was the weirdest of them all. I was on some outing with my entire family. I can't remember where we were, but we were ALL there. My right hand started to hurt so I looked at it. The top half of my ring finger was all red and swollen. I have no idea what caused it so I decided to squeeze my finger. As I was squeezing it, little thorns started to pop out. It didn't hurt so I kept squeezing. I got about 5 thorns out, but my finger was still swollen. I thought there might be more so I continued to squeeze my finger. With this one last squeeze, out came a 3-4 inch long snake (less than a 1/4 inch round). Once it came out, the swelling and the dream were gone.

So tell me, what do my dreams mean? They are starting to scare me. Until next time...